Meet at Tinley Park High School and be warmed up and ready to run by 6:40.
Since it is so close to Halloween we may see the Skullmaster Tuesday - be on your best behavior and run hard for this icon. Here are a few things you should know about him:
Ghosts are afraid of him.
He can reason with zombies.
He wins all costume contests and he doesn't even wear a costume.
His alarm clock never goes off because it is afraid to wake him.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
He doesn’t believe in refrigerators. His food stays fresh purely out of respect for him.
He once taught some werewolves to sing a capella
He is the Skullmaster
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I have also heard these rumors about the Skullmaster:
- he runs equally fast turning to his right or left.
- he can sleep soundly with his eyes open;
- that slow runners and walkers will seperate as he nears;
-he believes practice will only make you run slower;
-that the center of the universe is Tinley Park;
-that only true skulls can see his face on the moon during a lunar eclipse.
The Ventriloquist
He keeps the foot of a black cat in his pocket as a good luck charm.
Neighborhood kids wash his windows and trim his bushes - when he doesn't give them candy.
Ed Munster
Give the SKULLMASTER a big fat kiss when you find him....I won't be at practice tonight...bummer!
Enjoy.
Carrie
The Skullmaster:
+ black cats fear him crossing in front of them,
+ he is always the last runner to start a race, but the first one to finish,
+ babies kiss him at political rallys.............
and so it is written.
He goes over the woods and through the river. But it's not Grandmother's house to where he goes.
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